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Breaking News: Trump Confirms Enhanced Security Measures Following Assassination Attempt

Former President Donald Trump has confirmed the implementation of enhanced security measures following a second assassination attempt ¹. The Trump campaign has collaborated with the Secret Service to increase security at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private residence.

*New Security Measures:*

– _Mandatory Security Checks_: Security personnel will now yell “Any assassins out here?” before bringing Trump outside, with would-be assassins required to respond with “Yeah, I’m here” ¹.
– _Gun-Free Zone Signs_: “Gun-Free Zone” signs will be posted around Mar-a-Lago to deter potential threats ¹.
– _Restraining Order Against the FBI_: Trump’s team has obtained a restraining order against the FBI, citing the agency as a primary threat to Trump’s safety ¹.
– _Enhanced Secret Service Detail_: Trump’s Secret Service detail has been tripled to six agents, with Kyle Rittenhouse reportedly replacing existing agents ¹.
– _Wall Around Mar-a-Lago_: A wall will be constructed around Mar-a-Lago, with Mexico footing the bill ¹.
– _Increased Surveillance_: 10-foot-tall Barron Trump will scan for snipers from a high vantage point ¹.
– _Secured Doors_: Doors will be secured with chairs wedged under doorknobs, a tactic popularized by 70s and 80s dramas ¹.
– _Real Firearms for Secret Service_: Trump’s Secret Service agents will now carry real guns, replacing airsoft and bubble guns ¹.

These measures aim to reduce attempts on Trump’s life to “one or two per week, tops” ¹. The Trump campaign has also requested that the Harris-Walz campaign refrain from referring to Trump as Hitler and labeling him an existential threat to democracy ¹.

Please note that the credibility and authenticity of these security measures have not been verified.