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BREAKING NEW: Red Sox Face Franchise Extinction If They Finish Under .500 Again – Ownership’s Ultimatum Shakes Fenway**

 

*Boston, MA – November 03, 2025 | 14:45 EST*

 

In a bombshell leaked memo obtained by the *Boston Globe* this morning, Fenway Sports Group principal owner John W. Henry has delivered the starkest warning in Red Sox history: **“One more sub-.500 season and we shutter the gates for good.”**

 

The 500-word directive – dated yesterday and stamped “FSG EYES ONLY” – spells out the doomsday scenario in chilling detail:

 

> “Four playoff misses in five years is a death spiral. Attendance is down 18 % since 2021. NESN ratings have cratered 41 %. If 2026 ends with fewer than 81 wins, the Boston Red Sox will cease operations on October 1, 2026. Fenway Park will be repurposed as a mixed-use concert venue and luxury lofts. The brand will live on only in Liverpool scarves and Penguins jerseys.”

 

Sources inside 4 Jersey St. say Henry drafted the memo after a tense Saturday night video call with Tom Werner and Sam Kennedy. The trigger? Friday’s Wild-Card exit – a 6-2 loss to the Yankees in which closer Kenley Jansen served up a three-run homer to Aaron Judge in the 9th – pushed Boston’s five-year record to 399-411 (.493).

 

**The .500 Curse**

The Red Sox have not posted a losing season since 2015, but they’ve danced on the razor’s edge: 78-84 in 2020 (COVID), 92-70 in 2021, then 78-84, 78-84, and 79-83 the past three years. Front-office math is brutal: another 79-83 campaign in 2026 lands them at 478-494 since 2020 – **16 games under .500 across six seasons**. Henry’s line in the sand: cross it, and the oldest franchise in American League history folds.

 

**Player Panic**

Clubhouse reaction was immediate.

– Rafael Devers, owed $273 M through 2033, told reporters, “I didn’t sign up to play in an empty museum.”

– Jarren Duran, fresh off a 5-tool All-Star year, posted an Instagram story of a moving truck with the caption “Worcester or bust?”

– Triston Casas simply texted the beat: “Sell the team… or sell my condo. Either way I’m out.”

 

**Fan Fury**

By 10:00 a.m., #SaveTheSox was the #1 U.S. trend on X. A GoFundMe titled “Buy the Red Sox Back for $1” raised $1.8 M in three hours – enough for one luxury-box hot dog. Outside Gate D, 200 fans chained themselves to the Ted Williams statue chanting “Five hundred or bust!”

 

**Ownership’s Escape Hatch**

Paragraph 7 of the memo offers one lifeline:

> “81 wins triggers a full payroll reset to $310 M CBT (2026 threshold est.). We will sign two aces and one 40-HR bat before Valentine’s Day. Anything less, and the moving vans roll.”

 

Translation: Garrett Crochet **and** Framber Valdez **or** the Green Monster becomes condos.

 

**City Hall Scrambles**

Mayor Michelle Wu called an emergency 1:00 p.m. press conference on the Fenway mound. “Boston without the Red Sox is like clam chowder without clams,” she declared, pledging $150 M in tax breaks if FSG keeps the lights on.

 

**Vegas Already Circling**

Oddsmakers posted the first “Red Sox Relocation Futures”:

– Las Vegas Sox +400

– Portland Sox +750

– Nashville Sox +1200

– “Fold Forever” +5000

 

**Next 48 Hours**

Craig Breslow has two days to deliver a 2026 rotation blueprint that guarantees 85 wins. Sources say the wish list is taped to Henry’s fridge:

1. Trade for Crochet

2. Sign Dylan Cease (3/$105 M)

3. Back up the Brinks truck for Kyle Schwarber

 

Fail, and the final pitch at Fenway could be struck at 3:07 p.m. on September 27, 2026.

 

**Final Word from Henry**

In a one-sentence statement released at 2:15 p.m.:

> “We broke the Curse once. We can break the team, too – unless 81 wins breaks the curse of mediocrity first.

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